“Adventure Time is a show about the LSD fueled hallucinations of a liberally raised small child, Finn, and his dog, Jake, who appears to have been date-raped, probably by a cat or a hippie, because dogs are innocent and incapable of voluntarily consuming drugs. Adventure Time is basically a Beatles song mixed with a Lady GAGA music video wrapped up in an erotic package reminiscent of a cross between GLEE and Jersey Shore. Despite its large viewership among 20-something serial killers, it is on Cartoon Network, which means that many youth, especially those with negligent liberal or immigrant parents, are being brainwashed by its blatant messages of self-destruction and evil in the most colorful fashion possible.”
| — | Pat Robertson, on why marijuana should be legalized. (via theatlantic) |
IT WAS REALLY WEIRD. ONE DAY I WENT TO THE PIZZA PLACE NEXT TO THE BAR DURING THE DAY, SOBER, AND I REALIZED THAT IT’S ACTUALLY SOME OF THE WORST PIZZA ON EARTH. THEN I WATCHED MY FAVORITE TV SHOW WHEN I WASN’T HIGH AND IT WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL. AFTER THAT I TOOK TWO WEEKS OFF ALL SUBSTANCES AND REALIZED I DIDN’T ACTUALLY LIKE ANY OF MY FRIENDS, MY MUSIC, OR MY HOBBIES.
TURNS OUT I’M NOT BISEXUAL, I REALLY LIKE COOKING, AND BOOKS ARE KIND OF AWESOME.
I HAD NO IDEA.
(Source: paradoxmachines)
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Eat a “blunt” with Gary Granger!
Celebrate the day with free VooDoo doughnuts in the SU with your Community Safety Director.
So I’ll be there both times. Because I’m part of the Community Safety team. And because I really like donuts. Especially free donuts.
I love my school.
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![theatlantic:
Your Sugar Addiction is Killing You
Substances of abuse used to be the subject of much hand-wringing. It started with opium dens, moved to speakeasies, then to crack houses, then to “smoking permitted” anterooms. Since Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No,” the war on drugs has taken a back seat, but not because it has been won. Rather, because a different war has cluttered the headlines — the war on obesity. And a substance even more insidious, I would argue, has supplanted cocaine and heroin. The object of our current affliction is sugar. Who could have imagined that something so innocent, so delicious, so irresistible — just one glucose molecule (not so sweet) plus one fructose molecule (very sweet) — could propel America toward economic deterioration and medical collapse?
Read more. [Image: Larina Natalia/Shutterstock]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzr5bri54v1qcokc4o1_500.jpg)
Your Sugar Addiction is Killing You
Substances of abuse used to be the subject of much hand-wringing. It started with opium dens, moved to speakeasies, then to crack houses, then to “smoking permitted” anterooms. Since Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No,” the war on drugs has taken a back seat, but not because it has been won. Rather, because a different war has cluttered the headlines — the war on obesity. And a substance even more insidious, I would argue, has supplanted cocaine and heroin. The object of our current affliction is sugar. Who could have imagined that something so innocent, so delicious, so irresistible — just one glucose molecule (not so sweet) plus one fructose molecule (very sweet) — could propel America toward economic deterioration and medical collapse?
Read more. [Image: Larina Natalia/Shutterstock]
