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GOP Vs. Uteri
“The attempt by Republican men to wrestle American women back into chastity belts has not only breathed life into President Obama, it has roused and riled Hillary. And that could turn out to be the most dangerous thing the wildly self-destructive G.O.P. leaders have done.”

Don’t Tread on Us - NYTimes.com

That’s right GOP, keep demeaning the women and we will release the Clinton!

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Omg we will release the Clinton.

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We will release the Clinton.

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LORD HAVE MERCY

THE CLINTON HAS RISEN

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO FACE HER

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SHE IS THE CLINTON. SHE IS LEGION. SHE DOES NOT FORGIVE. SHE DOES NOT FORGET. EXPECT HER.

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WE ARE ONE. WE ARE THE CLINTON.

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can The Clinton be an actual thing please

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A wild The Clinton appeared!

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She uses, MISANDRY JIHAD! It’s supereffective!

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I CAN’T. I AM IN THE LIBRARY AND I HAVE JUST LOST THE ABILITY TO EVEN.

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thedailyshow:

Modern politics is a science. We break it down for you.

thedailyshow:

Modern politics is a science. We break it down for you.

mocus:

Conservative American states are less diverse, less educated, less affluent and more religious than Liberal American states
Even with the president’s approval rating showing signs of life and the  Republicans busily bashing themselves over the head — “one is a  practicing polygamist and he’s not even the Mormon,” retired Supreme  Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor recently quipped about her party’s two frontrunners — America continues  to track right, according to polling data released by the Gallup Organization last week.
Americans at this political moment are significantly more likely to  identify as conservative than as liberal: conservatives outnumber  liberals by nearly two to one. Forty percent identify as conservative,  36 percent as moderate, and 21 percent liberal.
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mocus:

Conservative American states are less diverse, less educated, less affluent and more religious than Liberal American states

Even with the president’s approval rating showing signs of life and the Republicans busily bashing themselves over the head — “one is a practicing polygamist and he’s not even the Mormon,” retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor recently quipped about her party’s two frontrunners — America continues to track right, according to polling data released by the Gallup Organization last week.

Americans at this political moment are significantly more likely to identify as conservative than as liberal: conservatives outnumber liberals by nearly two to one. Forty percent identify as conservative, 36 percent as moderate, and 21 percent liberal.

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“Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum want to abolish the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, which Mr. Gingrich says is “consistently radical” — meaning it upholds civil rights and civil liberties and other things he doesn’t like. Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul say they would forbid the Supreme Court from ruling on same-sex marriage, forgetting perhaps that presidents don’t actually get to do that. Rick Perry has called for term limits for Supreme Court judges, although he hasn’t said whether he meant all of them, or just the liberal ones.”
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jollityfarm:

from SA.
ALL POLITICAL CARTOONS, EVER (switch animal representatives as needed)

jollityfarm:

from SA.

ALL POLITICAL CARTOONS, EVER (switch animal representatives as needed)

Folks, I give you, the 2012 Republican Presidential Candidates:

  • Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
  • Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
  • Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
  • Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
  • Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
  • Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
  • Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
  • Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
  • Omg
  • These people want to run your country.
  • Such ignorance...cannot deal...must burn ALL OF THE THINGS...or sleep.
ilovecharts:

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I voted republican…
…let’s not forget our brothers & sisters we lost in a war.

I voted republican…

…let’s not forget our brothers & sisters we lost in a war.

thedailywhat:

Crazyass Christine O’Donnell Thing of the Day: Footage surfaced today of an infamous November 2003 exchange on MSNBC’s Scarborough Country between Delaware GOP Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell — then with the conservative Intercollegiate Studies Institute — and Real World-star Eric Nies, during which O’Donnell appears to claim the ability to “stop the whole country from having sex.”

Best of luck with that.

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